Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I Would Rather...

I would rather stick my hand in a blender full of hydrochloric acid than have to fight Casey Jones:

I would also rather:

  • Take a shotgun blast to the crotch
  • Eat a mixture of broken glass and gunpowder
  • Be forced to spend the rest of my life in Detroit
  • Get blowtorched in the eye
  • Learn how to play the flute
  • Have somebody smash my head into a wood chipper with a sledgehammer
  • Bathe in a barrel of radioactive molten lava
  • Swallow an active hand grenade
  • Kiss Osama bin Ladin's bare ass
  • Become a vegetarian

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