You don't really want it

I can't help but watch this and think that this is what it would be like if a fat white dude won a sweepstakes to be in a rap video:

Considering the fact that these are a couple dudes from Lafayette, IN, the production quality of this video isn't half bad. The beat is solid, there's a boarded up building in the background, and (spoiler alert) you get a little ghost riding in at the end. Best of all, Chunky Town is rockin' the mic for a whole verse and actually maintains some decent rhymes right up until this gem:

"Ya'll f*ggots suck like Twilight, no pun intended"

(Mr. Town wasn't available for interview, but I'm pretty sure the pun was actually intended)

But nothing compares to his dancing. Nothing. Learn these moves and you'll be absolutely unstoppable at every bar and club known to man. I'd expect nothing less from the same artist that stars in the hit video "Titty Boy Swag."

Antoine Dodson visits NYC! (sort of)

For those of you that aren't in the know:

If you like this video (you do), the autotune mix is solid as well.

In any case, one of those healthy, socially responsible burger places around the corner had this on display last night:

Burger #1: The Bed Intruder

Of course, I ordered it without even looking at the ingredients, and thought it was awesome without even thinking about how it tasted. It turns out this place lets you create your own burgers on their website and, whenever people buy the burger you created, you get $0.25 credit to use there.

New goal: Create burgers based on every meme possible so I can eat there for free every night.

A Real Life Text Conversation (Typos preserved)

Unknown Cincinnati Number: Wats up wat u doin
Me: Not much who is this?
Unknown: Rasean im sorry i might have the wrong number is this shortie from class
Me: Sorry man I live in Chicago
Rasean: Right ok
Rasean: You like the bulls
Me: Actually grew up a nuggets fan but I've been rootin for the bulls during the playoffs
Rasean: Lakers west cavs east
Me: You like that scrub lebron?
Rasean: I mean the kids all right he just got to work on that out side shot and out side vision cause teams force him be hind the 3 point lin where he is less agressive

You know somebody is lying on Craigslist when...

The title of their post is:

yamaha p85 digital piano for trade roland D-70 or cash - $450

but when you send them an e-mail saying you'll only go as high as $400, they reply "That's fine, but I can't go any lower because I'm selling this to pay off a debt."

What, does your debtor only accept US Dollars or Roland D-70's as payment?

Why Thursday is My Favorite Day

I Love Daxflame

Daxflame is some kid who runs a popular video diary on youtube. There is debate surrounding the legitimacy of the videos, and if you watch a couple you'll understand why. I'm pretty sure the kid is just a really good actor... I've heard he's an improv student or something. Regardless, he's an absolute riot. If you don't think he is funny, you are wrong.



I would strongly recommend checking out a number of his videos (if not all of them). Some of my favorites include "I Pulled the Ultimate Prank at Lunch", "Trouble in PE Again" and (its a little long) "The Convenient Truth."

Be sure to click "more info" on the descriptions because they're pretty good, as are the tags he puts on each video.